June 2007

junk is in the trunk
roll that silly pair of dice
what number walked by
-Michael F. (New York, NY)

enter, club is web
45s spinning is honey
bitches flock, open legs
-Unknown (New York, NY)

June 2007

vegas weekend done
i am never coming back
say that every time
-Scott O. (Orange County, CA)

winning and losing
another night in vegas
hazy memories
-Andrea W. (Orange County, CA

left right trip stumble
who put that ground right there?
lights out on the strip
-Justin S. (Reno, NV

too much damn hair gel
collagen injected lips
V.I.P. is full
-Justin S. (Reno, NV)

her nipples erect
moments turn into decades
my wad has not blown
-Justin S. (Reno, NV)

Going home lighter
Lost some filthy loot baby
Girl at home not happy
-Louise (Tokyo, Japan)

waitress rebuffed me
buffet lunch is white carb crap
heading home sulking
-Louise (Tokyo, Japan)

the pool's a seething
mass of lobster female flesh
wanna' get me some!
-Louise (Tokyo, Japan)

June 2007

men on a mission
white nailed girls, implants, cheap beer
fantasy or hell?
-Louise (Tokyo, Japan)

oh palm's steak filet
how I hurt the very next day
i love shooting guns
-Matt H. (Palm Springs, CA)

double down saloon
gonna fuckin shit my pants

not a cab in sight
-Unknown (Chicago, IL)

silly boys, tricked you
vegas baby, you're all in
sunnies, girls, what more?
-Mila (Chicago, IL)

June 2007

the big ole titties
smacked into jeremy's face.
that's leaving Vegas.
-Daniel F. (Los Angeles, CA)

it's not you, it's me

just not down with plastic tits

no wait, it is you...
-Roy R. (San Francisco, CA)

neon bukakke
morality dissipates
viva las vegas
-Danielle Z. (Eugene, OR)

coyote ugly
looked better through beer goggles
chew arm in defeat
-Danielle Z. (Eugene, OR)

how my body aches

brain dead, throat scorched, body numb

happy bachelor
-Roy R. (San Francisco, CA)

craps table beckons
consuming squandered trust funds
out, mine included
-Danielle Z. (Eugene, OR)

las vegas for me

asian girls ready to ride

the Spree train all night.

- Andrew S. (Los Angeles, CA)

wine in the morning
wine off stripper's big tittie
whine of lack of sleep
-Daniel F. (Los Angeles, CA)

must eat some veggies

bloody mary by the pool?

that ought to do it
-Roy R. (San Francisco, CA)

stripper felt my junk,

said it's tiny, took my cash

i think i'm in love.
-Pej A. (New York, NY)

May 2007

a mojito, wait
i'm like, totally wasted
better think again
-Eryn K. (Las Vegas, NV

you took my money
now I have nothing you bitch
give me some candy
-Nicholas R. (San Jose, CA)

gambling makes me sad
ATM closing, bad sign
i've lost everything
-Michael M. (San Francisco, CA)

i've made some mistakes
dirty anonymous sex
gave me this bad rash
-Unknown (Las Vegas, NV)

build a monorail
called it a good idea
they don't have jobs now
-Unknown (Las Vegas, NV)

i have to go pee

just go in the pool, said Roy

why is this spot warm?
-Nicholas R. (San Jose, CA)

she was once a man

would probably be better

if she stayed that way
-Michael M. (San Francisco, CA)

the big ole titties
smacked into jeremy's face.
that's leaving vegas.
-Dan F. (Los Angeles, CA)

May 2007

feeling the effects
unreal weekend Vegas style
broke, broken, smiling
-Michael F. (New York City, NY)

tuesday I hurt bad

maybe cause i lost money

or my self respect.
-Michael M. (San Francisco, CA)

sleepless in vegas
grease guns, sweaty cheetah tits
monorail: five bucks
-Jeremy S. (New York City, NY)

you may have lied, but
at least one of us fucks like
a stunt car driver.
-Kevin R. (San Francisco, CA)

"toni" and "danielle"
prostitution illegal
damn two way mirrors
-David B. (Osaka, Japan)

we traded punches,

but she beat me down quickly,

vegas, my hero.
-Pej A. (New York City, NY)

weekend for the books

good money chasing bad dreams

never going back
-Michael M. ( San Francisco, CA)

tuesday walk to work,

sweat smells of booze, health not well.

monorail, miss you.
-Pej A. (New York City, NY)

how can i forget
such an amazing time men?
i'm the big winner!
-Nicholas R. (San Jose, CA)

vegas, neon rights
rovery women everywhere
my penis so smarr
-David B. (Osaka, Japan)