June 2007

the big ole titties
smacked into jeremy's face.
that's leaving Vegas.
-Daniel F. (Los Angeles, CA)

it's not you, it's me

just not down with plastic tits

no wait, it is you...
-Roy R. (San Francisco, CA)

neon bukakke
morality dissipates
viva las vegas
-Danielle Z. (Eugene, OR)

coyote ugly
looked better through beer goggles
chew arm in defeat
-Danielle Z. (Eugene, OR)

how my body aches

brain dead, throat scorched, body numb

happy bachelor
-Roy R. (San Francisco, CA)

craps table beckons
consuming squandered trust funds
out, mine included
-Danielle Z. (Eugene, OR)

las vegas for me

asian girls ready to ride

the Spree train all night.

- Andrew S. (Los Angeles, CA)

wine in the morning
wine off stripper's big tittie
whine of lack of sleep
-Daniel F. (Los Angeles, CA)

must eat some veggies

bloody mary by the pool?

that ought to do it
-Roy R. (San Francisco, CA)

stripper felt my junk,

said it's tiny, took my cash

i think i'm in love.
-Pej A. (New York, NY)